The Riddle Thread (3 Viewers)

[ramiboo]

Oh bugger, that will teach me to try and be clever.

Erm, how high is a China man?

An ornament or a Human?

 

[Jonno]

Ohhh dear @Cluck you really are useless at riddles lol...
How high is the china mans name lol...

 

[Cluck]

Ohhh dear @Cluck you really are useless at riddles lol...
How high is the china mans name lol...

Depends on the font size .

Yeah, it's not a riddle, a very crap old joke. Your turn!

 

[Jonno]

Everyone has it. Those who have it least don’t know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, But not too little or none at all.

 

[InsaneBase]

Age?

 

[Jonno]

Age?

Looks like its ur turn..

 

[InsaneBase]

Okay!

So: What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?

 

[Pamellaaa]

The letter 'e'

 

[InsaneBase]

Correctomundo!

 

[Pamellaaa]

My turn:

When you are given one, you will have either two or none?

 

[Gxbbs]

My turn:

When you are given one, you will have either two or none?

Choices?

 

[Pamellaaa]

Choices?

Indeed, your up

 

[Gxbbs]

A seven letter word containing thousands of letters

 

[Puffpirat]

Briefkasten äh mailbox

 

[Puffpirat]

Ok riddle me this:

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

 

[m4nu]

We just continued without even knowing if its correct

@Puffpirat @Gxbbs #kappa

 

[m4nu]

Ok riddle me this:

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Very easy... To keep her at home with stomach problems he gave her 7 apples filled with laxative. This way he makes sure she can't leave seeing other guys. #Pussy secured!

 

[ramiboo]

Ok riddle me this:

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away.......

 

[Puffpirat]

I see that was too easy

 

[m4nu]

#Pussy secured was so promising... :'( :'(