The Riddle Thread (3 Viewers)

[m4nu]

Lets revive this thread here

The south african rabbit "Luciano" wants to apply for the big Xmas race and has to run two rounds on the race track in just two minutes. To achieve this he has to run an average speed of 20 km/h. In his first lap, however, he only achieves an average speed of 10 km/h (poor "Luciano" ).

How fast does he needs to run in the second round to have two rounds within the two minutes?

 

[Puffpirat]

Poor guy won't make it

 

[Gxbbs]

Lets revive this thread here

The south african rabbit "Luciano" wants to apply for the big Xmas race and has to run two rounds on the race track in just two minutes. To achieve this he has to run an average speed of 20 km/h. In his first lap, however, he only achieves an average speed of 10 km/h (poor "Luciano" ).

How fast does he needs to run in the second round to have two rounds within the two minutes?

He would have to run at 40km/h?

 

[Alex du Plessis]

What, Luciano would not even make the first seeing all of this is mathematical theory. Maybe just maybe a alcoholic drink of his choice and some Biltong might get him to make it around the first lap but after that he will just sit by the cooler box and drink the rest of the day.

 

[Puffpirat]

Lets revive this thread here

The south african rabbit "Luciano" wants to apply for the big Xmas race and has to run two rounds on the race track in just two minutes. To achieve this he has to run an average speed of 20 km/h. In his first lap, however, he only achieves an average speed of 10 km/h (poor "Luciano" ).

How fast does he needs to run in the second round to have two rounds within the two minutes?

To solve it properly, not only poor guy won't make it 2 laps, 2 mins, 20km/h. That makes a minute per lap.

Since he is only running half as fast as he's supposed to, the first lap takes twice as long, which is already 2mins. To answer manus question, he would need to run infinitely fast or as oki says just stop and drink beer

 

[Gxbbs]

To solve it properly, not only poor guy won't make it 2 laps, 2 mins, 20km/h. That makes a minute per lap.

Since he is only running half as fast as he's supposed to, the first lap takes twice as long, which is already 2mins. To answer manus question, he would need to run infinitely fast or as oki says just stop and drink beer

I never read the in 2 minutes part...

 

[Invincible]

Since this one is solved, I'll swiftly hijack the thread, even though it's not my turn

What is green and can turn red in a second at the push of a button? (warning - this one is pretty silly)

 

[m4nu]

Since this one is solved, I'll swiftly hijack the thread, even though it's not my turn

What is green and can turn red in a second?

I would say its you if you hijack this thread again (Green Badge -> Red Badge)

 

[Invincible]

I would say its you if you hijack this thread again (Green Badge -> Red Badge)

Don't be so mean No one has said anything since Thursday anyway.

Oh and by the way: Frohes Neues! / Happy new Year everyone!

 

[m4nu]

Don't be so mean No one has said anything since Thursday anyway.

Oh and by the way: Frohes Neues! / Happy new Year everyone!

Ja ja. Schnitzel Bratwurst Kartoffelsalat

 

[Invincible]

Ja ja. Schnitzel Bratwurst Kartoffelsalat

Ja ja. Autobahn Fussbodenschleifmaschinenverleih.

 

[Cluck]

Ja ja. Autobahn Fussbodenschleifmaschinenverleih.

bless you, that's quite a sneeze you have.

Is the answer "An apple, when bitten into by Dracula after feasting on the necks of a thousand young women"?

 

[Invincible]

bless you, that's quite a sneeze you have.

Is the answer "An apple, when bitten into by Dracula after feasting on the necks of a thousand young women"?

Just as silly as the real answer, but no.

PS: I don't have a sneeze / cold.

 

[Cluck]

Just as silly as the real answer, but no.

PS: I don't have a sneeze / cold.

Just an in-joke for anytime a German strings a load of words together

Hmmm, I felt sure my answer was correct. OK, is it your mouth when you put a bottle of Becks into it and then bite through the bottle?

 

[Jonno]

Traffic light..

 

[Cluck]

Traffic light..

Yeah, I think it's because some people haven't gone back to work yet, the roads are quieter than usual

 

[Jonno]

Yeah, I think it's because some people haven't gone back to work yet, the roads are quieter than usual

Lol dude you have completely lost me lol...

 

[Cluck]

Is it a pea that has just been told his wife is sleeping in another pod?
 

Lol dude you have completely lost me lol...

You said the traffic was light, I agreed with you

(yes, I'm in a thoroughly silly mood again - I was making a very silly joke, don't worry!)

 

[Jonno]

Is it a pea that has just been told his wife is sleeping in another pod?
 
You said the traffic was light, I agreed with you

(yes, I'm in a thoroughly silly mood again)

Ohhhh i get it lol its late in the evening and iv had no sleep since yesterday lol

 

[Invincible]

You're all wrong. I'll solve.


It's a frog in a blender!