“There’s never a dull moment when RSR’s full-time class clown is in town. Known for such quotes as “Is the lobby up?” and “That’s the wrong button…”, Cluck has a undeniable skill for maintaining his DNF record and it’s clear to see he has been honing these skills for many years now.” Username: Cluck Real Name: Cluck Norris Country of Residence: England Date of Birth: 2nd March 1936 Occupation: 1939 to 1945. But we’re over that aren’t we? Daily Drive: About 60 miles, depends on the workload. Favourite Car: Ferrari F40 Favourite Track: 1 or 2. Those are usually the best tracks on a CD. Favourite RSR Memory: Being stuck behind Ramiboo for lap after lap after interminable lap at Oulton Park. I was marginally quicker than him but he blocked better than The Little Dutch Boy who stuck his thumb in a dike (ooooh, I had to be careful with that spelling ). It was equal parts the most frustrating and awesome race. For the vast majority of the race we were little more than 0.5s apart. Favourite RSR Admin: It has to be t0daY. He told me I would be banned if I didn’t pick him. If I’m allowed to pick another then it will be kman for his infectious laugh. Favourite Food: Chicken Favourite Artist: J M W Turner Favourite Film: 35mm Hobbies Outside of Racing: Racing is my life. Well, apart from watching movies – I have a rather extensive DVD and bluray collection. How many languages do you speak? Nein! What is your dream holiday destination? Scuba diving around the Galapagos Islands. Who is your personal RSR rival? ramiboo If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be? Ocean Sunfish. Mostly because they are the freakiest damn looking fish in the sea which sums up what I look like in my diving gear! How did you get your username? I fiddled with a chicken. I’ll leave it to you to decide whether or not I’m joking.