Mandatory Submission of Urine Samples (1 Viewer)

[SillySausage]

Greetings valued @Members,

Due to the unfortunate increase of performance enhancing drugs being used in all forms of sport (from the international stage to the local club level) we, the RSR admin team, have deemed it necessary to combat this epidemic head on with the introduction of mandatory drug tests for all of our members.

We here at RSR take our sim-racing very seriously and consider it a competitive sport like any other. This being said, we have full confidence that these drugs tests will only help to prove the fairness and good sportsmanship of our RSR members.

These tests will be performed at random intervals throughout the year. When asked by the RSR admin team to submit your urine sample for testing, please provide a clean sample labelled with your username and post it to the provided address so our Head of Urine Sniffing, @Cluck Norris, may process your sample.

Cluck Norris
123 Cluckington Lane
Clucksville 4321

We thank you for your continued support and cooperation as we strive to make RSR a fair and respectable sim-racing organisation.

The RSR Admin Team

P.S. Happy April Fool's Day!

 

[Morvic]

I nearly got fooled.. but I remembered what day is it! Nice try.

 

[MelBonkers]

Hahahahahaha! I was already on my way to the toilet

 

[m4nu]

Finally @Suomy and @Puffpirat get busted for their drug abuse!

 

[Thomas Sikora]

Nonooo noooo

 

[Puffpirat]

Well about last night... that's an unfortunate timing

 

[Cluck]

Now I am literally taking the piss

 

[Vince]

... our Head of Urine Sniffing, @Cluck Norris

hahaha

 

[Feanor]

lol ... I just googled the address to find out where that place might be and this came up:
Meet 'Cluck Norris', the outback rooster who thinks he is a kangaroo
...
Why did you never tell us about your australian family @Cluck. Are you hiding something?

 

[Dutchtastic]

I just tossed out the apple juice, can I send my sample when I return from the mall?

 

[Feanor]

I also put it into bing and this came up:
Mandatory Submission of Urine Samples ...
What the hell?
There was even a joker googling an obviously fake address!
The world is weird...

 

[Jonno]

Well @Cluck is gunna be screwed as hes 9/tenths drunk all the time lol...

 

[PatatorJohn]

The Swiss team already sent several samples as you requested last week. Unfortunately it came back with the reference "Package refused from territory due to Bio-hazard (not enough fish in samples).".

It can't be related to amount of chocolate we eat in Switzerland, can it?

 

[daniel v]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! im LMAO, im dying here, u guys are the best

 

[Invincible]

Postage to UK is pretty expensive. Can we send the samples from Germany in a single shipment (a single large bucket)?

 

[Cluck]

Postage to UK is pretty expensive. Can we send the samples from Germany in a single shipment (a single large bucket)?

No

 

[Invincible]

No

Killjoy.

 

[Cluck]

Anyway, I've had the first sample delivered and after testing it, I have some rather shocking news to deliver. After VERY careful analysis, consisting of gargling the sample for 15 seconds and then spitting it back into the bottle, my highly tuned tastebuds determined that the sample provided contained the following :-

1. Tequila
2. Triple Sec
3. Lime juice
4. Salt

If I didn't know better, I'd say the culprit was none other than one Marge A. Reeter. Thank you Marge, for your sample, it was oddly delicious. Next up will be a sample from a "Mo Heeto", who I've not seen around here so I guess he must be a new member?

 

[Berserker]

No one ever believes me when i say April 1 is my birthday
You people don't know how hard it can be when no one wishes you!

 

[m4nu]

No one ever believes me if i say April 1 is my birthday
You people don't know how hard it can be when no one wishes you!

Good joke!!





Happy birthday